Craig Bellamy wonders why nobody hit them whilst handcuffed.

The last time a group of Jets talked this much smack, Chino murdered Tony.

That said, no one sympathizes with you, Mr. NBA Whisteblower.

Why was Dunta Robinson wearing Karen Sypher's shoes?

He was asking for a bigger black market.

Six different kids, six different lives, all going through different things.

The most important story in the world right now is that of Emily Monforto, the precious 3-year-old protester who led a bold and courageous anti-ballhawking demonstration at Citizens Bank Park this week.

Pffft...Sandy Duncan did that trick on the set of The Hogan Family all the time.

So this is what a Jackie Harvey sports article would look like.

I used to think Morrissey was a credibld journalist, but this mess of an article has perSuedehead me otherwise.

I haven't seen a fairytale mangled this badly since Schillinger branded Beecher.

@francisbacon Attorney General and Lord Chancellor? Had no idea...I've always disliked syllogisms. His thinking is Johnny Locke's "I'm right. Thomas Hobbes is wrong about human nature"

But this year, according to John Dewan, author of "The Fielding Bible," "Derek Jeter is having the best year defensively since I began tracking him with defensive metrics in 2003."

Pfft...I give it Two Weeks before the novelty wears off.

"...in which cleanup crews found several soiled shorts and a few coolers filled with poop."

Normally, when people misspell Curt Schilling's name, they replace the "r" with an "n".

I'm a little confused, a little scared, and a little aroused.

@Steve U: Sure, it's a little late, but goddamn, you were on today. A collective +1 across the board.

Why the picture of Mrs. Doubtfire?

The South African Track Federation wonders how fast David Price's 100 metres is.