If he wants to charge them with Oral, Roberts is making a 900-foot assumptive leap.

Jesus must be rolling in His grave.

Mark Prior once tried to write Steve Howe's name on his eye black, but his ulna shattered before he could finish.

Because I’m pro-life should have nothing to do with your belief or your opinion.

Meanwhile, Tiger Beat has a great piece on why the Japanese finance minister is skipping the G20 summit.

Erin Andrews on Oprah on September 11th. I Atta watch.

I don't know how many Lambeau fans will be receptive to Ryan Grant jumping at them with a $99 guitar.

A helpful hint from a Canadian: We don't have dollar bills anymore. $1 coins ("Loonies", as we call them) will leave welts on the head if you decide to make it rain again.

Get Your Handkerchiefs Ready

@Steve U: Beat me to it, sir.

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: I also thought he brought cool back to the 'beetus well before Cutler did.

In August, the Brazilian government of Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva launched a plan to improve health conditions in prisons, at a cost of nine million dollars a year.

It could still go to the Supreme Court.

Little known fact: Patrick Kane is Clarence Mason's only other client aside from the Nation of Domination.

But Roxette made sleeping in your car sound like so much fun.

It takes A-Rod 6 pitches to make $100k.

For every brilliant performance Cutler gave last year, he turned in an equally turnoverriffic choke job.

Hopefully, the surgery goes Smooth.

Anyone turned off by the hype placed on the kids at the Little League World Series

@TT-Zop: Hopefully, he fares better against the outbreak than Michael Jeter did.