I mean this literally

@MattinglysSideburns: Ahem, attorneys.

Hopefully, the Sheinhardt Wig Company's finest attornies are getting to the bottom of this.

Sadly, Andres Escobar never even got a car ride.

For of all of the awful publicity he received as a youth, it seems like Bat Boy turned out alright.

Nor do I know what risk a fruity adult beverage might pose.

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Who knows how close he was to actually going over the edge

First, Williams smiled. Then he paused. Then he shrugged. Then he looked upward.

,i>Did the leadership (and I say this tongue-in-cheek) of the UK Star Sports/Wichita Eagle not understand that this decision could create issues leading to few subscriptions?

@Gourmet Spud: I hope the readers of this particular blog get the sugar shits all over the floor.

You seeeeeee...the kids today with their hippin' and their hoppin' and their bippin' and their boppin'...they don't know what the baseball is.

@ScientificMapp: Needs more meth.

I didn't know Lofa Tatupu was at the WTO protests.

I don't buy Chipper's defence that the body was already there when he bought the ranch from Ugueth Urbina.

So Supermike's real name is Randy Cross?

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Does that make Frank Beamer Terry Twillstein?

Documents on FSU's cheating scandal will be made public after a judge's ruling that will "rip the heart out of the NCAA"

I hear Kendall Grzyb is consonantly belligerent.

I think he's going to Reflect Eternally on this sad chapter in his life.