That wasn't Kareem's tweet. It was Mumia Abu Jamal's.

Wow, he really went all out to avoid that errant javelin.

@Steve U: That's tremendous.

Fitting that this occurs on the Twelfth Night of the championships...oh, and

I like this one better than the Razor Ramon one. No matter what you him, he just throws a toothpick at you and then asks if you have any scotch.

Cooper who owned the boat and had lost an anchor weeks earlier, tried to pry it lose by gunning the engines and pulling away, but the anchor held on to the bottom of the ocean and it tipped the boat over.

@Bobby Big Wheel: +1

On the list of great formerly male athletes, where would Caster rate?

@HebrewHammer: I was always partial to "Since the dawn of time...".

Remember when Don Ohlmeyer fired Norm MacDonald for "not being funny"? Yeah, I don't really give a shit what he thinks.

Wow, only 6 years later and you would never guess he was viciously mauled by a Siberian tiger.

Texas fans get a daily reminder that old age will someday leave them a broken shell of their former selves.

Leave him alone about his word choices. Come on, we're arguing Semitics here.

I think Brett Pedroia just became a Packers fan.

@ArkansasFred: Holy shit.

@Curious Ape: Goddammit. Beat me to it. +1

JAMES BROWN: When did you arrive at that feeling of disgust, Michael? When did the light go on?

Does Rafa Benitez know that Dirk Kuyt is attending the University of Miami and calling himself "Chris Hayes"?

Duane Chapman thinks Vancouver should forget about the ice and turn to Christ, brah.

Rest assured, if there was a skeleton in John Calipari's closet, Erin would have Facebooked it by now.