Rule 34 always applies

Where i’m from if you get dunked on like that, you have to put your shorts on your head and do three cartwheels. And that’s just if you want them to let you leave the park; never mind getting back into the game.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

“Your bodies are balloons filled with farts”

You’re the internet!

Check out how big this baby’s legs are...

THERE! ARE! FOUR! LEGS!

You’re still going to get the e-mails.

“Where the fuck are it’s legs?” is what my nephew asked about the snowman we made. I should have waited until he was older to start letting him read you Ashley.

Those are Digimon!

In other news, these ladies are headlining the Presidential Inaugural.

Sadly it appears that the Seahawks really is that inept in the red zone. I’m not watching it on tv but I’m assuming Richard Sherman has beaten a member of the coaching staff to death already.

well from the video, his leg is definitely hanging

This time, literally

Wow, it’s like I was there. Who needs this pricey VR system and the still-pricier “Intermissions at Easily Forgotten Hockey Games” software. Not me, that’s who.

A few years ago, I worked with a youngster who was convinced the 90's had terrible music. Since those were my formative years, I highly disagreed and made him a mixCD of my favorite 90's tunes. From DJ Quik to Edwin Collins to Das EFX. This one is on there, and I’m pretty sure I changed his mind.

Ok, whatever...