Thank you for this. I may have to watch this. I was a child during the original run and I was forbidden (FORBIDDEN) from watching it because it was A. trash and B. fodder for nightmares. So I used to get completely incoherent updates every day from my friends Elaine Tardiff and Mary Stefanski. And they would interrupt…

Attention G/O Writers and those who read the articles, you’re all free to join us and write over at Gawrker. We have no boundaries, we have no rules, and you can stick to whatever you want there.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

It Makes a Fellow Proud to be An Astro

I’m sure that some Cornell-bred asshole screaming “U MAD BRO” at a group of female reporters is *exactly* the sabermetric future Billy Beane envisioned when he thought to move Scott Hatteberg to first base.

There are two kinds of people in the world:

This may be the wrong place to ask, but lately I’ve been wondering who wrote Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles.

Same thing happened to me back in 91, all week long Chuck Noll had the nerve to speculate Bubby Brister would not play, then to my surprise he played and I’m stuck playing with Neil Fucking O’Donnell as my starting quarterback. Then the NFL trolled me by electing Chuck Noll to the hall of fame two years later

I’m quite certain this wasn’t the first time an inactive Johnson caused Matthew Berry some embarrassment.

So let’s talk about how time is a flat circle:

I love it when the trailing teammates throw a fist up on a score. Always makes me smile. 

Good Head, Boner Combine To Get FCUM All Over The Internet

Video of Dawson’s attempt

Gary Numan - Haunted

Aphrodisiac Jacket-The Cult

I heard that Rasputin was a real hit with people’s wives.

Petty beef has the most flavor.

So... they’re not waiting to receive the Eucharist?

I feel bad for those employees, but this is tremendous content.

Kind of fitting the M’s only gave him a single run of support in his final game.