If they wanted to bring in an expert on widening the box, they should have called your mom.

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

“reporters making assertions on which they base confident explanations of how things work without having looked into them or knowing what they’re talking about”

All of them, Eve. All of them.

I am a lady and was at a bar watching when this happened and I audibly gasped. Tell me your bartenders name

I still want my money back from them for Albert Belle. I’ve written several letters.

Idiot on the field? Turn the cameras away, he’s just doing it for attention! Idiot in the stands? Part of baseball’s rich tapestry or something.

“Am I allowed to like the logo, but hate what it represents?”

In this case, no, because the logo is literally what it represents. The logo itself is the problem.

Now...let’s say an undeniably awesome logo like the KoolAid Man somehow became the symbol of white nationalism...then I’d say, yeah, you can like the logo and…

And Kinja commenting. You forgot Kinja commenting.

You are right. It was really unclear where ADG placed in the first showing. I think Bailey’s reaction was actually to Bolt winning his 3rd 100m gold.

“You’re a prison” is such a good comeback.

“Who wants to sex Lilly?” - Lilly King at Olympic Village tonight

That’s exactly why I never exercise. What’s the point when I’m not defending a league title or getting scouted by the majors?

Installing Magikarps in any possible gym isn’t called Karpet bombing?

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

What a time to be alive!