Good god, what did a beauty-vlogger do to you? Most of them are very sweet girls who don't deserve this attack. Especially from a site that I just saw an advertisement from one of those rip-off compu-colleges that take your money without giving you any sort of valid credentials.

"There's a protein synthesis called carbonylation where the skin becomes more opaque,"

I am 32. In my own mind I am not yet ready for the grave and don't look ready for the grave. even though advertising has been trying really hard to convince me that I am a weathered crone that the world can't bear to look upon. And now I am supposed to believe that people in their 20s look old. What, exactly, is the…

Employees are a resource. Welcome to at-will employment.

It seems like some poor decisions made by the couple may have contributed.

No, I wouldn't prefer that at all. How about trying a 3rd option?

This is fair. If I lived in Australia and had kids, I would tell those kids to stay far, far away from ANY spiders. Hell, in Australia, reading a Spider-Man comic will probably kill you.

For reference, this is from the same event. Not as stark a difference.

I despise this statement. People will never run out of stories to tell. Hollywood just caters to what we buy - Twillight/50 Shades of Grey, Transformers, Whatever Marvel Movie, etc. Some of these are fine, in small doses. But we've gotten to the point where that's almost all that sells. The only reason original,…

I thought the answer was always, "Bang the best friend." My bad.

My worst breakup was my first one: I got dumped on my 16th birthday. Flat out DUMPED via goddamned AOL Instant Messenger. No article could prepare me for that, but this one might have helped. A+ list.

I've found expensive drugs and meaningless rebound sex to be a fairly reliable cure.

I hope the round part struck his head instead of the pointy part.

Take it like a man! Video games, lap dances and alcohol!

I went through a pretty uncomplicated breakup. One day she dumped me, the next day she moved out all of her stuff and was gone — poof. What got me through this tumultuous time was exercise. I ran and ran and ran and ran and I ran so far.

Same here. Hope you're ok.

A word of the newly wise. For number 11. Don't be scared of a "rebound" relationship — but be damned sure you're getting into it for the right reasons." Also add don't model the new person based on the previous relationship. Just because the previous relationship was kind, caring, and responsible, doesn't mean…

Depends on wether or not she / he cheated.

But the rest just don't appeal like they used to. Maybe I'm old, maybe it's the graphical fidelity that puts me off - there's a distinction between the blocky, pixellated, B-movie style spinal cords ripped out of the original Mortal Kombat and seeing someone's internal organs slapped in front of the camera in vivid…