Of course, in that (purely hypothetical!) case, this performance would reveal our (purely hypothetical!) celebrity to be an extremely gross phony.

Worst Foodspin article ever. Not one recipe for dog.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start

Not knowing the rules and being dumb is the thing to be in America these days, apparently.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

Fiscal responsibility from the Reagan era? Did that mean something else in the 80s?

So he doesn’t hate refugees or gay people, why was he a republican?

Well we take the money before, and burn it to cook them I thought? Billionaire roasted over stacks of crisp hundreds is delicious I hear.

I know right? Failing blog Deadspin at it again

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

If it ever happens, I’ll ask them.

I appreciate the deer puns, but they’re a little plane.

To be fair, you have to have a drinking problem to regularly attend Knicks’ games of your own volition.

I’m ignorant on this, don’t watch his channel and this is the first story about this I’ve read, but let me understand.

I think even the Ice Clown knows better.

I hear they want Ben Wyatt for Treasury.

“Already in practice in international baseball..”

How on earth am I supposed to carry ladies and gentlemen? I’m not a fucking bus.