Hearst FTW!

Ken Burns knew.

the headline is misleading. I already knew pretty much all of this. I think a lot of people did.

I like that he at least had some regular, measurable amount of drool prior to the accident

can we take back the call from november 2016?

this room looks familiar...

That must have been one hell of a sermon!

what’s the difference?

BREAKING!

not so fast

The Legislative Auditor concluded that the claim that the Authority needed the use of both suites for marketing purposes “is not supported by facts or logic.” is an alternative fact.

mmmm i remember the days when my dad would toss a nice big salmon loin in the dishwasher, with the lemon-scented dish soap. We’d crack some brews and listen to that baby hum.

hardly. I was just pointing out that cases operate on an agreed-upon set of “facts,” which hardly ever convey the full story of what happened in a given situation. But I do think that arrangement causes some people to be wrongfully convicted, and some others to be wrongfully acquitted.

anything that got decided in a court of law, you can be sure is less than half the true story

The Vikings cut him because he was an asshole (and not producing).

lebron and i graduated high school the same year. our net worth went in wildly different directions very quickly. but at least i’ve still got a solid hairline

before watching the video, i thought the transcript was satire.

it’s not 2017. that itself is an alternative fact

So does this mean Emmitt Till’s living heirs get to torture and mutilat this old hag?

so... guac without onions and spices?