Microsoft, now supporting the Vita the same amount as Sony.

Although, he did lose all of that cocaine he had in the trunk.

/Jalopnik'd

"I have an iPhone case like this!"

Purchasers of the game on old consoles will also receive a complimentary Fragrance of "That new console smell" to tide them over till they upgrade.

Otter than that, he had anotter thing coming.

That makes absolutely no sense. Any government-issued phone would already have remote lock/wipe functionality enabled. Even a branch with a BYOD policy would have certain rules about how it's setup and secured. Protecting phones owned by government employees is literally the last thing that a law would help. They…

The key to trolling is to not make it so obvious.

Listen to this guy. Listen to him twice.

SILENT RIM JOB

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I SHOULD NOT HAVE READ THAT SPOILER!! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!!! :(

Of course you can. But this kind of thing sets a dangerous precedent, especially when we consider the AAA publishers are fucking scum who only want to get as much of our money as possible while doing as little work as they possibly can and giving us as little control over our property as the law will allow them to.

Well, Princess Rosalina IS a heavy class character in the new Smash game.

People seem to leave out that the driver was almost hit by 2 other cars as he went further into the track. It is sad to lose your life over a flat tire.

When the next Deus Ex comes up, the title damn well better be

D-Air airbag system is too long. I propose we simply call it the D-Bag system, as that is what it will save bikers from.

Gotta love how she makes the presence of caring about Palestinian civilians while her nation "risks its life" lobbing guided munitions at populated areas from behind a nigh impenetrable american made defence grid.