So fake robots, fake taxis and unrealistic mass transportation toasters. Nice event, Elon!

ROFLMAO this is the most "armchair expert" response I've seen in a freaking while.

Blud is really simping the fuck out for a millionaire 💀

So they are going to invest gorillions of dollars on a show made by a dude whose main audience is children (who can’t pay for Prime) who will just watch it on Youtube anyways? 

I feel this was the year they absolutely crossed the line into a show for ads but they didn’t give a damn and just kept walking past it. I understand that advertising money is important to fund an event like that but they completely forgot about balancing it out.

They probably took a look at their data, saw that people from all regions go bananas on Mercy skins (even the region it’s representing) and they just made another one. It’s fucking always entitled, white american people that LOVE to complain about other cultures being represented in the“wrong” way.

Might as well have her running through the fight naked

“we only have Nelson’s claims to go on here, and make no accusations ourselves”.

“Video games are notorious for having crude, mannequin-like human beings. If you’re playing a game, you just have to learn to ignore it or accept it if you want to enjoy the game. In fact, when a video game has human beings that are done well enough that you can emotionally connect with them, that’s considered an…

Bruh just go to therapy lmao

If you see a game that you don’t like neither the concept or the art, have you considered...NOT PLAYING?? fucking shocking. 

Because they are enforcing a rule the original card owner agreed to? 

Nuuuh you're meant to dump your own personal trauma onto the 3D character!! /s

Imagine being so mad that your ship sinked that you write a whole thesis ROFLMAO.

Can’t wait for the Latino representation!...oh wait, “diversity” doesn’t include us.

There is no difference between this “post” and just straight up publishing Nvidia’s PR piece verbatim lmao. $600 is NOT a budget GPU.

“Nearly unplayable”

“I need to pretend I’m an adult or else no one will believe me: The Post”

God, I wish worrying about what drawing people are jerking it over were one of my life's problems. 

I can’t fucking imagine playing a game, making my own headcanon and then complaining when the good adaptation is not following my headcanon. There is no bottom for Kotaku’s abysmal takes lmao.