I wasn't the only one who had a bad day today. Fucking hell.

Truly the Master of His Domain.

I have never been more disappointed by a video being removed by the user. Gah!

Sunderland was robbed

@Young: Or were afraid of this.

You know what the equivalent to an inability to watch football because of having two kids? Having two gay roommates.

Uploaded within hal an hour of cowbell girl.

@VioletBlue: I think that's a different post.

@sir_pantsalot: It's his lucky lady flavor savor.

Nick Cage #deadspindecadium

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Frog (O-Delicious) #gerbilvsfrog

This is why there are so few jews in baseball. When your team needs you most...BAM! Yom Kippur.

@UkraineNotWeak: That's what I'm talking about.

@I Like Cheap Beer: Oh, believe me, that is happening next week. I look to push the envelope of my expertise.

When did baseball get so boring?

I feel awfully sorry for the son of a starry-eyed dad living in Santa Cruz.

Blair Lidge Project, amirite?

@Hooplehead: My sentiments exactly.

Grape stem.

@Beer-Fart: That's because of NFL broadcast distribution laws, not because men's US Open semifinals tennis is more popular than football.