@vodkanaut: Homonyms are bullshit when your pissed. Homophones, two.

Urlesque did this looong ago. But both posts are hilarious, and I feel a dedicated Tumblr needs to exist for horrible Yelp reviews.

Looks like The (Potential) Intern From Hell is getting cocky/desperate.

@Foster Kamer: You can say this for everything AJ posts.

Who does he think he is, Anderson Cooper?!

What ever happened to the days when it was just Sharks and Jets hats that couldn't be worn in the same vicinity.

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: You obviously have not seen The Lookout.

I'm usually one to keep a level head and not be reactionary when reading anything on the internet with an opinion attached to it, but Emily Gould's piece had me grinding my teeth in anger. It just wreaked of uninformed hypocritical opportunism.

Do you want to go to Roll 'n Roaster on Friday?

@VioletVerq: He really should've gone with Muskrat Love.

It's only a matter of time before she has a thing with A-Rod.

We can finally film that documentary about mops.

@David Matthews: He's saying you're a double-threat!

@Dodai: @Anna: I miss you guys too!

This may be the best thing I've ever seen on this site. Bravo.

Mr. Amazing is not impressed.

@EddieSuttons_SouthernComfort: And now a message from our sponsor...PERCODAN! Ughhhh.