Yep 80meg connection took 48 hours to download Arkham Knight in Northern Ireland. Elder Scrolls Online’s 16gb patch took over 24 hours too.

Pirated Dark Souls last year because I really wanted to like it (played it on 360 at launch but it annoyed me too much at the time) and really wanted to give it another shot. Played an hour of it before deciding it was amazing, and instantly bought it and DS2 on Steam. And PS3. And PS4 (Scholar of the First Sin,…

I haven’t had a chance to watch Sony’s E3 yet as I live in the UK, so I’m just going by Kotaku articles right now... but can anyone tell me where the hell Project Morpheus was? I was expecting a price point. :(

That trailer was brilliant. Can’t wait for this!

Mind sharing your worst creepypasta experience? :o

The PS4 version does run at 60fps.

Fuck Konami.

So disappointed, and so very angry at Konami. Fuck those guys all the way to bankruptcy.

There’s a thread on PS3Trophies saying Guillermo del Toro confirmed it (Silent Hills) wasn’t happening. Disappointed doesn’t even come close.

Yup! Look for a note that says something like “Ring the bell if you need help”. It won’t be a player message as you won’t be able to rate it Fine or Foul.

Thanks for the timing advice dude! I’ll give it a go. I’m in Souls heaven right now with Bloodborne and Dark Souls 2 digitally downloaded to the PS4 anytime I need a fix.

Thanks for the tip. I’m mainly using a +5 Saw Cleaver at the minute as it’s the strongest I have. I have a +3 Ludwig’s Holy Blade too but at +3 it’s the same strength as the cleaver for weaker quick slashes.

Does it? Ever since I got killed by one and lost 40k echoes (made it back to them though!) I’ve been avoiding them or using poison throwing knives lol. That kick takes off like 80-90% of my life. I just hit level 40 by helping others with Vicar Amelia and farming her and have a +5 Saw Cleaver. Could do with getting…

Those Kidnapping beasts who take you to Hypogean Gaol if they kill you are really smashing my shit in atm. I’ve resorted to throwing a poison knife at them and running away. :(

Don’t give up. Let the good blood guide your way.

I've beaten Dark Souls 1 and 2, and I'm currently playing through Demon's Souls in preparation for Bloodborne (Friday here ;_;) but I've never been able to master the parry. Is it easier to pull off in Bloodborne than it was in Dark Souls?

Are you retarded? It's important to declare it if you are so everyone can give you a bit more leeway when you make utterly fucking stupid posts.

So can DickPix Games be sued under the Trade Descriptions Act (Or local equivalent ) for calling itself a game?

Oh, so close. You came so close to understanding the point of the article, but you fucked the dog with your last sentence.

I absolutely love the tales games and their music, though I still have Tales of Hearts R sitting beside my vita unplayed (new game overload).