You are the worst kind of dimwitted, fucking gormless, moron. You must believe everything you read just because it's written down.

I feel only pity that it took you a couple of simplistic posts to realise that.

My description of your post was 3 words long. One of which was 'post'. Do I really have to explain the definitions of the other 2 words?

^ Pretentious apologist post.

Lol.

I think this story really needed the Fedora touch for emphasis on how much of a nice guy he was.

Before my fellow Irishmen and Brits start shitting potato crumpets wrapped in tea leaves, lest we forget the PS3 is region free. Let's just import the uncensored version.

Got one and looked it up. It just contained a hyperlink to your kinja profile. I really hate when dictionaries just show an example of the word in action rather than stating its definition plainly, don't you?

>Calls me butthurt

Obvious answer:-

You need to go and enroll again for troll school. Again, you may fail the entrance exam, but it's cringe-inducing to watch your little circle-jerk unfold otherwise. :(

Wait! So, your point was that you don't like Borderlands because you think Alien Isolation looks better? You, my friend, are a special kind of mongoloid. You're Mongoloid DLC.

Things not a bit lonely up there on your pedestal, mate? You're clearly at an age where you think you're surrounded by cretinous shitheads, but you'll grow out of it and realise everyone else just thinks you're a pompous cunt.

[Shiteation Needed]

Will use the picture at a later date, thanks! Though I don't think you know what butthurt means. Derision is not indicative of rectal anguish.

Did you hire Kireek to give your first comment a handjob and give people the impression you were witty, topical and/or funny?

Welp, time to buy my Wii U back from the pawn shop.

Time to play "Stages of Grief Roulette". Which of the stages of grief will Kotaku commenters go through? Denial? Anger? Sadness? Bargaining? Acceptance? Place your bets!

Dick move from a guy named Dong.

If you actually believe people aren't stupid enough to buy something based on brand loyalty alone, you have too much faith in the human race, and a catastrophic overload of faith in the American people. You're honestly too naive if you believe that.