Before my fellow Irishmen and Brits start shitting potato crumpets wrapped in tea leaves, lest we forget the PS3 is region free. Let's just import the uncensored version.

Got one and looked it up. It just contained a hyperlink to your kinja profile. I really hate when dictionaries just show an example of the word in action rather than stating its definition plainly, don't you?

>Calls me butthurt

Obvious answer:-

You need to go and enroll again for troll school. Again, you may fail the entrance exam, but it's cringe-inducing to watch your little circle-jerk unfold otherwise. :(

Wait! So, your point was that you don't like Borderlands because you think Alien Isolation looks better? You, my friend, are a special kind of mongoloid. You're Mongoloid DLC.

Things not a bit lonely up there on your pedestal, mate? You're clearly at an age where you think you're surrounded by cretinous shitheads, but you'll grow out of it and realise everyone else just thinks you're a pompous cunt.

[Shiteation Needed]

Will use the picture at a later date, thanks! Though I don't think you know what butthurt means. Derision is not indicative of rectal anguish.

Did you hire Kireek to give your first comment a handjob and give people the impression you were witty, topical and/or funny?

Welp, time to buy my Wii U back from the pawn shop.

Time to play "Stages of Grief Roulette". Which of the stages of grief will Kotaku commenters go through? Denial? Anger? Sadness? Bargaining? Acceptance? Place your bets!

Dick move from a guy named Dong.

If you actually believe people aren't stupid enough to buy something based on brand loyalty alone, you have too much faith in the human race, and a catastrophic overload of faith in the American people. You're honestly too naive if you believe that.

I miss paper manuals, the box feels too bare without them. Tomb Raider Definitive Edition PS4 didn't have a damn thing besides the disc in the box.

Are you intentionally being satirical...? You've just told me that I made up that people who buy apple products are buying for the brand, then proceed to back up my point by saying you buy apple because they're a trusted brand created with simplicity and user-friendliness in mind. Did you intend to do that?

The dripping contempt here is hilarious.

If you think they don't buy it for the logo you're a fucking moron. Walk into any Starbucks, anywhere in the world and you'll see my point proven a thousandfold over. Just because you [I'm guessing] happen to not be a hipster, doesn't mean the device you support is a typical hipster fashion statement.

Show you a cheaper apple product that isn't branded apple? Are you retarded? Honest question. I'll make allowances for you in future correspondences if so.

I don't understand what you're trying to say here. Thy cleverness is known only unto thyself.