If you think they don't buy it for the logo you're a fucking moron. Walk into any Starbucks, anywhere in the world and you'll see my point proven a thousandfold over. Just because you [I'm guessing] happen to not be a hipster, doesn't mean the device you support is a typical hipster fashion statement.

Show you a cheaper apple product that isn't branded apple? Are you retarded? Honest question. I'll make allowances for you in future correspondences if so.

I don't understand what you're trying to say here. Thy cleverness is known only unto thyself.

Are you fucking serious? It's a fact that when you buy Apple you buy for the brand. The internals of their computers and phones are completely inferior to the competition.

You'd end up with an overpriced piece of shit wherein you're only paying extortionate amounts of money for the brand name alone, like with every Apple product ever.

Insert "That's The Joke" image here.

It's not powerful enough to run it.

Whilst I actually like Elementary, Miller doesn't come close to Cumberbatch. Not even a little.

/vp/

Why do Americans consistently fail to grasp the concept of satire? I thought it was just a stereotype at first, but it's really not.

• Arrange them into a large-scale inverse pentagram.

It's also got a 1gb internal memory this time, according to some retailers here. Not 100% on it though.

Never do a straight conversion when dealing with our currency. 9 times out of 10, when a company brings something to the United States for, say, $250; they'll bring it to the UK and just swap the $ for a £, which is disgusting and greedy (especially on digital games).

Plus Bioshock Infinite in EU. Good for those of us (like me) who never got around to playing it.

You really are one reactionary twat.

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Yeah, sorry about that. I was reading the article on my phone, and it auto-loaded to someone's comment saying that's why he took the cut, which I mistook as part of the article. Apologies.

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Did you read the same article as everyone else here? It specifically states that Iwata was asked why he wasn't firing people during an Operating Loss period, and opted to half his own pay to save those staff.

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