I tried my own car, and I guess I’m not sleeping tonight

“Bring me David Tracyyyyy”

Oprah is rich and Obama was president - racism: disproved!

I think there must be some kind of guidebook that says to do this, maybe it’s called “How to be a disingenuous douche 101"

Critical Racer Theory?

A guy at work recently put an exhaust on his Raptor. It now sounds like a louder version of someone shitting down a pipe.

There’s an ecoboost Mustang that lives around me that must’ve done a cat delete or something, cause you can hear it from blocks away, and not in a good way. I can pick that car out from all the exotics, subies, tuner-fied v6 Dodges, tuned up G’s and whatever else. Anytime my buddy hears it in the distance he gets…

Yep, just leave the factory exhaust on it.

If you look at the lead shot, they almost cleared the pool!

Very thorough.

For context:

Hey, I work out of these things for a living, so I have a few pointers.

We had this one built on an ambulance chassis.

HOLY GRAIL of E-350s!!!

Should have given me a buzz, I would have sold you one of my ignominious malformed vans for low ruble. The front two are both IDI diesels.

If you’re curious about why the polo and khakis, GQ did an article on it after Charlottesville in 2017:

It was a cold, dark winter night. It was the first time I’d driven by myself, and I just turned 16. Snow just began falling and it was slick out while I drove home from school in my ‘05 Jetta after sports ball practice.

When I replace my current work van, an Econoline, I’ll probably go with a used Express. If prices return to normal. My decision is motivated pretty much solely by looking under the hood of a few Transits and realizing that I would much prefer to work on an LS than an EcoBoost.

Please give us a poll to vote on writer submissions so this guys knows to spare his teenager from driving a Lincoln