...and have less professionalism

Spoiler: most companies need less managers

Hi Tim Cook!  You’re a moron!

That’s one of the reasons I believe that California would try to secede before Texas does. Of all the states in the Union, California is in the best position to be its own country.

fuck you, leave

The American dream is to be able to leave America nowadays.

“hahaha - and if anyone asks you tell ‘em it was Golden Joe and the Suggins Gang!”

even dressed up as Vince Neil for Halloween in like 2011

Stop using these apps. They are predatory. Pick up your food or order from a place that has in-house delivery. Have the smallest bit of consideration for your fellow proles. 

“Woman lands new job thanks to President Trump”

Is it just me, or does this seem like yet another reason to focus on tackling the systemic social, economic, and mental health issues that tend to drive people toward various coping strategy addictions in the first place? Maybe it’s just me.

Poor Luna, poor Mom and poor twin caught up in this mess.  I can’t imagine looking at some guy who immediately ran to the (right wing) press AND has a well-documented history of lying through his teeth and finding him credible in the least.

If my college suddenly “found” millions in government funding I can promise you tuition reduction would be the last place they’d put it.

Oh come on, that Star Destroyer bursting out of the ground is STRAIGHT out of Space Battleship Yamato.

I prefer this version

Han’s kid is still a dick.

Ah yes - these comments remind me that no one hates Star Wars more than certain Star Wars fans 

When I was a kid in 1977, being a Jedi seemed to be 50% flying cool spaceships and 50% laser swords.

The blue should be on the gold wheels, subaru!