Famously disappointed cruiseship passengers.

Hey it’s really disappointing that you don’t offer subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing. I always looked forward to reading these submissions and the winning stories but now that they’re done in video format, you’ve excluded at least one portion of your audience. As a website that prides themselves on being…

Total gun ban.

If you read the intro, you’d see my dog LIKES to wear clothing. But thanks for the input, I’ll make sure to keep your opinion about a dog you don’t know in mind!

If you read the intro, you’d see my dog LIKES to wear clothing. But thanks for the input, I’ll make sure to keep your…

Probably best to let him speak for himself on this subject, and he described himself as a trans boy on his Tumblr. So.. yeah. Maybe don’t.

I live there, and I can tell you that this is literally the most Manhattan Beach thing that has ever happened. A gaggle of rich entitled people with too much time on their hands. A pox on all their houses.

I, for one, really wanna hear the “Priest” story!

A wall of fucking fedoras?! This needs more stars, alas I have but one to give.

I went to the Museum School. I can confirm this dude exists. Never took his classes. He super creeped me out. Now I know why -- clown masks.

I don’t think I’m going to read anything else today because this was perfection.  

At least it was “Horses” and not “Goodbye Horses”.

First and last date; He had his dog’s balls in a jar on his mantle. He’d asked the vet to save them and was very enthusiastic about showing them off.

Sounds like someone with whom you would have experienced the best sex of your life, and then woke up an hour later handcuffed to the bed, with her smiling and running a knife over your lower extremities while casually decorating your face with makeup. 

I think you may have escaped a serial killer.

I don’t have an entry; but I do have a suggstion for helping others answer the question. The answer might be found in an....*unexpected* place.

The 13.xx% of you that voted for Frank’s should be ashamed of yourselves.

The 13.xx% of you that voted for Frank’s should be ashamed of yourselves.

Leone's in Somerville is the jam. Pinocchio's in Cambridge is magic. Santarpio's in Easie is fantastic. Why hate?

Dollar pizza slices around the corner from the NYC port authority are still better than pizza in any other city in the world.

Don't order from anyplace that's called a House of Pizza and you'll be fine.

I dunno about Boston - a lot of the pizza places around here are really Greek restaurants. If a place doesn't have ricotta as a topping option, but does have feta, its pizza is usually going to be pretty terrible (based on personal experience).