First Gear: EV marketers are finally figuring out that affluent people generally enjoy going fast more than they enjoy saving the planet. Well, duh.

No one’s talking about the fact that the new, all-electric Porsche Taycan delivers the equivalent of 90 miles per gallon in the city.

My minimum bills every year are already over that amount. And my wife and I finally were able to get a house. That’s barely over 1000 sq feet in the cheap part of town.

Not all American milks are the same.

Wal-Mart was Dean’s biggest customer. Then Wal-Mart started selling their own brand of milk.

Also, soft drink sales have been declining for years but you don’t see Coke or Pepsi declaring bankruptcy. Instead, they just tricked everyone into buying energy drinks and colored water. You gotta pivot, Dean!

They should get Mark Walberg to pitch it. Then he could be called the

It actually destroys brand equity when you misuse a brand. 

Except this isn’t the same thing at all. Porsche is a maker, Mustang is a specific vehicle. It would be like Porsche calling the Macan the “911 Cross Sport” or something. 

The parable about “watering down the soup” has apparently been heard by zero people in the Ford board room.

This is the real story: In the US, farmers tried to independently produce their way out of a price drop. Basic economics dictates that a non-demand driven raise in supply predictably further lowers prices. Rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat. In Canada (socialism, gasp!) protects farmers through a dairy quota system that…

Even with the decline, the only way this makes sense is that Dean was bad at business, because it hasn’t declined that much. Damn. How bad you gotta be to fail in the milk business?

Also I put actual half and half in my coffee every morning. And Dean makes some excellent dairy-based dips. 

And tea! Tea with non-dairy milk is usually gross.

Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

“The question here, then, is how much discrimination is enough to give someone their day in court”

It defies logic (doesn’t every damn thing, these days???) that even when a president is impeached, the person THEY picked by hand would take over.

I’m so jaded, I keep reading about the process, constitutional rules, that we need to vote him out and all I can think is:

Staring at a wall is Jared’s favorite hobby, so this makes perfect sense. 

THIS IS A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.