Only one show I know of that can pull of the past and rap. Samurai Champloo.

Jesus christ what godawful garbage music did they pick?

Ever heard of a guy called Mauro Bressan?

My favorite photo from the book:

Imagine if an African American security officer did this to a white high school student.

The first time I saw this, I was shocked at how she flew across the floor. On the second viewing, I got really sad at the lack of reaction from the other students. They’ve seen this shit before. Look at them. They barely flinch. I would have been out of my mind if this happened in my suburban, lily white high school.

Or Conan’s faux-gamer response

It looks like one big tampon commercial.

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

CHARLIZE THERON HAS MENSTRUATED ALL OVER MY MASCULINITY.

Oh just take the damn compliment man.

Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

#Firstworldproblems

"They accuse me of being a terrible person, but won't elaborate about exactly what I've done. Well, sometimes they do, but it doesn't make sense, at least to me."

I'm relieved we managed to stay on top. It was touch and go there for a minute with Hollywood slipping up and allowing the existence of movies not made by white men.

Every year I tell myself the Oscars don't really matter (like, 90% of the voting panel is old, male, and white) but I still get frustrated when certain films don't get the recognition they deserve.

What a good track record!

Congratulations, white people! We did it again!

Depends on what sort of relationship you have with the local squirrels.

someone at Gizmodo please buy an E-meter, tear it down and post the findings.