That's some crack reporting there.

Pictured: F.J., Manual

It's just a Buffalo Hand Warmer

Looks like he was playing the Browns this week, too.

Somebody called an end around, I see.

He is 18 and he's been criminally charged as an adult. Nothing unusual about identifying him.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

"You were sooo good in The Wire, Mr. Elba!"

Heh, at first glance I thought the pretzel stuck in the upper side of the monstrosity was a cigarette butt, and I thought "man, they are NOT messing around!"

http://www.sillof.com/C-samuraiwars.…

At least we can be sure it'll be cheaper than this $1,000 version. If they make a Yoda with a Japanese topknot or Obi Wan in Samurai Kimono then as Kevin Spacey said to Tom Cruise, "I'm all in!"

We should have Netflix Watching Clubs. Like book clubs, only with more snark and nearly 0% chance in papercuts.

Good question. What if you have an Afro or some type of long, thick braid? I have neither, but just curious.

Wouldnt the womans hair bother the helmet?

For real, "Tax Purposes!" is going to be the new thing I yell out when I'm caught doing something strange in public. Which happens, um, often enough that I should probably re-evaluate some life choices. Currently I'm using "Inscrutable Female Reasons!" but it's starting to get stale.

En cierto modo esta mal, pues han usado la proyeccion de mercator, y esta no respeta los tamaños, para que fuera correcto deberian haber usado la de peters.

Because New York City and Eastern Oregon are the only two possible options available.

If you take a step back, one could postulate that the horny hens may be giving mercy f-cks to beta cocks.