please. -2.0, +/- .5

“Pussy.” - Ronnie Lott

Decker also had surgery on several additional areas which the Jets deemed “unnecessary.”

He was right about 1 thing though. Avoid the clap

It would have caused a collapse of the space time continuum.

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“It’s the entire defensive playbook with audibles, descriptions of what the guy’s supposed to do, the whole nine yards,” he said.

Mr. Show always needs more stars.

WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

Katmandidn’t

“Next up: Oh boy. Oh baby…”

I decided to print out a huge picture of Peyton Manning’s head and make the forehead four times as big as it is in real life (it was huge). I got out to Arrowhead and was greeted with laughs and high fives. Pictures of myself and the cutout made it onto some pretty big Twitter accounts and the retweets and likes got…

It did leave us with the brilliant quote “THEY SHOT ME IN DENVER”

There’s not a whole lot more that I love than casino sports books on NFL game days. It’s paradise for the ADD football fan. Last time I went to one in Reno, I was wearing my Niners sweatshirt, and some guy started yelling at me about Kapernick (he’d since been benched for Gabbert), WHILE THE GAMES WERE ON. Security…

Dr. Joseph Maroon,

that sounds like something Pittsburgh would do without your help

If I were the GM of the Steelers, I’d sign 11 of the biggest, toughest and most violent criminals I could find to 10 day contracts the week before the first meeting against Cincinnati and, on the first offensive play of the game, have them all bum rush and dog pile on Vontaze Burfict and beat the shit out of him until…

The more time I spend around Pittsburgh, the more I want to quit the Steelers and the NFL all together. Fuck these assholes and that awful Pittsburghs going to the Super Bowl song.