Hey!! If you had a cast & it was made entirely of cheddar cheese, would ya eat it? Heck. I know I would.

PRIOR to the game? Sounds like he slugged down one too many tall, cool Budweisers...

His game will be ruined now. The claws are in...

I'm a little shocked that the dirtiest, most underhanded sport ended up being cycling.

When I think ‘Great kick returns’... I instantly think CFL.

They won’t be as good as the talking heads say.

Show me a billionaire that isn't an asshole, and, I'll show you guy that's only a millionaire...

A sick & hilarious part of me wishes that the fate of every bird was decided by, Randy Johnson : Bird Assassin

Tebow’s tears also cure lockjaw & the gout...

The Cavaliers just won!! Give them their moment. Everyone knows all the owners of major sports teams are basically bags of shit. Here’s my top 5.

Dongzilla!!

*shudder*

You know if KG can chill with VD....anyone can.

This is my new favorite thing. Check with me tomorrow.

Top 4 :

UPDATE : Patriots ship a dishwasher & a cheese plate to the Browns in exchange for the exclusive rights to Blue Pool Noodle. (BPN goes on to lead the NFL with 18.5 sacks & wins MVP)

I’m no FBI lip reader, but it looks like Drake says ‘Look out for that 5 second call, Yo.’

Cavaliers : 10-42 from 3 point land, wait, what?!?

Best in game call ever?!??