[Reads headline]

Why are you profiting off the labor of unpaid athletes?

So, this is a really interesting topic of discussion! And you’re going to get a way longer response than you want, which you probably won’t bother to read, but here I go ...

OK, but that doesn’t really answer the question of how you’re keeping it together. Lots of people woke up, ate breakfast, and went to fucking work, but did it with a ball of fear in the pit of their stomach. If you aren’t terrified of Trump enacting the policies the campaigned on because they won’t really affect you,…

Yeah, no change.

“I can only speak for myself” is pretty revealing.

“How are you voting?”

Oh, get fucked. It’s not enough that people who have profound actual disagreements with Clinton’s program have agreed to suck it up and vote for her? You need them to feel great about it, too? “The bare minimum” any voter can do to prevent Donald Trump’s sexism and racism from coming into power is to vote for Donald…

Thank God public transit is supposed to be running in Philly. That could have been a disaster.

I like the political coverage on Deadspin, but god damn I’m glad most of you cover sports instead.

If this is what soccer does to people, soccer’s the worst.

He’s talented and his rookie year has been wildly successful. And he even came in with some swagger and some baggage. But this truly cements him as a True Cowboy. This is the Cowboys equivalent of a Yankee earning his pinstripes.

Reading is for losers.

Because he was born with a stick up his ass?

Why do both the Trump sons pucker their mouths up to resemble assholes when attempting to look serious and/or dignified?

That Harvey is a total doucher and deserves to be made fun of.

rapper or perpetual seizure sufferer?

Desiigner, a popular rapper  live sound making device whose song “Panda” hit No. 1 on the charts despite having only one verse, performed at halftime of the Philadelphia 76ers’ season opener.

Man I remember when rapping was actually a art that required talent. Tupac’s lyrics still hit home. Biggie could freestyle. Nas had lyrics that meant something. Even real old school Joes like Grandmaster Flash did some original stuff and that goes for the No Limit Soldiers too.

He deserved it. That song fucking sucks. I’m by no means a musical expert, but man is that song garbage.