Meanwhile, Tom Brady goes to buy a new phone ...

There are so many things wrong with this post, I don’t have the time to correct all of them...

Overall I thought Season 11 was garbage. Not the good garbage, the bad one as in not laughing lot. with the exception of Mac And Dennis Move To The Suburbs (S11 E5) I watched it thrice and laughed each time.

Two TJ McConnell stories in one week? BEST WEEK EVER!!!

I love the announcer at the end... “Knicks fans, go home!”

The thing about this show is that it’d probably be easier to just pick the 10 worst episodes, and just call everything else a tie for top 10.

You just knew it was happening as it was happening.

Mac also kills his new dog in less than a week.

Also painfully underrated here: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System is a top 10 episode. It’s brilliant. It’s glorious.

Mac and Dennis moving to the suburbs singlehandedly validated this season for me. Dennis’ descent into madness is one of the very few times my wife has found this show to be funny.

But you can raise the Titanic! The Sixers matched last years win total already, and they’re gonna keep winning, you just watch. They’re gonna raise the Titanic, weld that shit back together and make it seaworthy again. They’re going to rename it “The Process.” They’re gonna slap some new paint on it and make it more…

Oh fuck off.

you capped santa? hes not real and also grammar police on the mobile are a *special* breed. thanks mom.

yep thats what we did. made a 3 day weekend out of it. Novel, original jokes be dammed! (throws snowball at santa)

“Wayne Simmonds shirtless”

Eli, sadly, was not invited

(that’s the point)

Then you’ll love this:

We’re talking about the Kings front office. Ya know, the ones who gave us Sauce Castillo and the right to swap picks.