Cubs: How’s everything going tonight?
Indians: Fine.
Cubs: Your entrees are good?
Indians: Yes, fine, thanks.
Cubs: More water?
Indians: All set, I’d just like to-
Cubs: Refresh your wine?
Indians: No, thank you, but the food is getting col-
Cubs: Care for the dessert menu?
Indians: No, please, let me eat my dinn-
Cubs: More…

Y’all - 2nd video down, image at 0:43. That is disturbing.

Fuck all! You guys go ahead and make fun. You don’t even realize what’s at play here.

Sure this kid has wrecked her own life, but what about the collateral damage?

Phi Mu has got to find a new Social Chair. They don’t fucking grow on trees. This late into the October....you might as well forget the Fall semi-formal.

The joke was there. You just couldn’t find it.

When Life hands you everything, you take lemonade.

If I had a handful of Trumps and I told you at least three would steal lemonade.

Not that I disagree but I think I just heard a riot forming in response. I made the mistake of not liking their food and a friend acted like I said his mother was a whore that was bad at her job.

Same here in Philly. Lots of soon-to-be-divorced men listening to drive-time sports talk radio, apparently.

Wow. Nicely done. +1

Any redneck that rolls into North Philadelphia on Election Day is going to have a very bad time.

Is the RNC going to apologize for dumping a bunch of shit down Americas throat? (see: Trump)

Seems like a man annoyed he can’t cut off the other team’s tablets at strategic times like he does with the headsets in Gilette. That or he wants to burn the paper that has his illegal shit on it.

How do you figure when the AFC East continues to exist? 3 teams that can’t get out of their own way: Bills, Dolphins, Jets when was the last time any of these teams were competitive? Like, legitimately had a shot, not Wild Carding their way into a 1 and done playoff run?

I think you’ve actually done more fat-shaming than the idiot who started the thread...

That was more forced than Natalie Portman’s line reads in the Star Wars prequels

Hoped this question would be asked. Was not disappointed. Would read again. Five stars.

these are the questions I’d like to have answers to as well.

Is he ehhhhhh.......shooting a bowling ball here?

I feel like Christina desperately wants to tell us why all those sluts deserved to get their pussies grabbed by Trump and how they should be grateful.