Drew, you either need to button a top button on that shirt or get a dope gold chain. Anything else is a punishable offense.

Donald Trump going after someone else for libel. That’s pretty fuckin’ rich.

Please note two spaces after each period. DISQUALIFIED FOREVER.

I know. Took a break from a coding project and threw out first thing that came to my tired mind. Kanye wouldn’t give me a nickel for it, much less a dollar.

not as much as me

Shut your damn mouth. Self Checkout is the greatest thing in the world, because it allows you to buy embarrassing as shit without having to face a judgemental cashier. They took out all the self checkout aisles from my CVS and I wanted to punch a child in the stomach. So now I have to buy several other things so…

This has gone beyond “not liking” the guy.

Summarizing the reasons provided above for why this makes sense as “not liking him” is reductive bullshit. Those are facts, not feelings.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

If Bush can order bombs to be dropped on that man’s country for no reason, I think he’s allowed to throw a shoe.

Before today, there were a lot of things to say to and about Trump supporters. Some of them funny, some of them mean, some of them silly if they weren’t so sadly accurate. But after this, there’s only one thing to say to anyone who plans on voting for that rancid piece of orange filth: fuck you.

But seriously, Boston fans are fucking awful.

I saw that and it was very funny. What struck me about the Euros is that they just got their collective asses handed to them and yet they weren’t looking and acting lower than whale shit.

This is the NFL. Facts don’t matter when it comes to rulings. Now, unless you want Cleveland to somehow move to St. Louis, shut your pie hole.

On the plus side, now he and Peyton Manning can make a series of hilarious Papa John’s commercials centered around the premise that neither are playing football right now so they have plenty of time to eat pizza. Comedic gold I tell ya!

Ah, he’s not the first Guy to be burned by a McGregor. Or shot. Or stabbed. Or beaten to death with a stick.

We got a glory boy down, We got a glory boy down.....

Maybe the Texans will sign Jeremy Shockey’s bald eagle tattoo to fill his spot

Boy, someone’s cut-off jean shorts are in a bunch.