This is a really long way to say “do not complain to those who have it worse than you”. Well, at least we can feel great about how awesome our circles look.

One important thing about Russia: reduce your smiling. Generally, when you’re smiling out of politeness — don’t.

Russian here: no, the “thumbs up” gesture is totally OK in Russia and has exactly the same meaning there.

Are you saying it would be different if she was black and similarly annoyed by the sound?

Sounds like a great dad.

This all seems to be about one plot twist, that I saw from a mile away. Seriously, as soon as he first started coughing blood, I knew what’s going to happen. The rest is just... dull.

You never saw St. Trinian’s? She was Beverly, a VERY eccentric secretary, always either drunk or hungover. She was terrific.

Could they be a bit more... inventive with him?

No, you are the puppet.

Reading the consitution aloud can get you arrested in Russia.

I feel like there might be a GlaDOS cameo.

No, now is not a good time. A good time was long ago.

Sorry, but I can’t see how US government finding and exploiting a security hole in your computer is a bad thing. Compared, of course, to the alternative of Russian government finding and exploiting a security hole in your computer, which they most certainly already do, if you, for some reason, installed Kaspersky on…

Um... I feel like convincing somebody to experment would be easier than tracking down those researchers...

Agreed. I tried several, and Apple wireless is simply the best.

And you are, sir, yes, you are.

Yeah. They also kill each other with guns. Somehow, they don’t do that with locked doors (although I admit it’s technically possible, and might have happened a few times).

Guns don’t protect people.

I agree with you on Mail. It’s just perfect. GMail is usable, but the mess that is “tags” instead of folders... ugh. And of course, it’s hopelessly inferior when you have several email accounts.

“Little green men” are aliens. You know, from the stars. Like Thor. Vacationing Russian soldiers are called “polite green men”.