...or not. I had no idea what to do with the alert saying “Your alert is set to “Laptop”, so I just removed the app.

Can’t you also use WiFi network name? When I leave the house, my phone soon switches from home WiFi to LTE.

What happens regularly on russian weddings:

Why would I need an access to internet?

Use Google Translate, Luke. For example, this:

He only annexes parts of states that are too weak to defend themselves. Turkey is not even close to that. If Putin makes a move against Turkey, he might become one air carrier shorter (which means air carrier-less).

My Apple Watch is pretty great. Not so great that it would justify the price tag, but hey, I’ve already bought them, I don’t have to worry about price anymore.

OK, that’s seriously wrong.

If you don’t fly with a carry-on, why do you even care what’s in the overhead bins?

Can we start a petition, or something?

How is it better than just having a piece of paper on the table, next to your laptop?