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Sep 3
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For some reason we feel compelled to make things round — divisible by 5 at least. But as Portal game demonstrates, “four” is just as good a base as “ten”, so, we should be caring about things being even, not divisible by 5.

Sep 3
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I’ve heard there are some gay lions in zoos. I wonder how it agrees with the popular statement that only humans and dolphins have sex for pleasure only, and not for procreation.

Sep 3
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Let’s not read too much into the fact that every politician is a moron. This is actually not so far from the average, in any given country or the whole world. Read more

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The good book says that nothing gives you absolute certainty, except for insurance. That’s technically right, but gives a wrong impression that an insurance policy will give you absolute certainty, which is laughably wrong.

Sep 3
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So, here is a great recipe for the last glass of water in your life. It’s glass of water for crying out loud! And you’re gonna die! Just drink whatever you have at hand, you moron!