There’s like, an entire subgenre of “ripped shirtless dudes eating giant meals” videos, right next to the “Korean ladies in schoolgirl outfits eating so much food they’re uncomfortable and burping a lot”.

This....or

“I’m sad that whatever potential DDL role that requires large burrito-eating doesn’t exist.”

Similar to the bloody nose I got while trying to bring all of the groceries in from the car in one trip.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

A charging buffalo will break through a gorilla wall easily. A cape buffalo weighs in at 1300 lbs and an American bison is even bigger. Your average gorilla is weighing in at under 400lbs.

Ok.

I don’t know how to do gifs and emojis. But I’ll just type blank face and leave

*blank face*

I am a teacher (High school math, formerly English and History), and I cannot find this amusing. I remember being 9 and getting mad when a teacher was wrong. Germany isn’t landlocked Mrs. Hampton!

Yeeeup. I still havea Sega Genesis and its original box (which is really enthused about 16 bit technology). Though, to be fair... who doesn’t wanna go back and play more Toejam and Earl sometimes?!

I swear, I’ll totally turn on my launch-era 360 I’ve had for over a decade again, even though more reliable models are dirt cheap and I can pick one up at any point!

Penis: COAXIAL CABLE

Oh, THAT’S why I roll my eyes so much!

Why the long fa—-OH MY GOD

Thrown off the Alabama Supreme Court: Fine

Until the subdural hematoma kicks in.

WHOA! How does that guy get up? Must’ve been a glancing blow.

Thrown off the Alabama Supreme Court: Fine

If only the horse had given him what he deserves:

I screwed up and confused them with the BET Hip-Hop Awards, which happened tonight. Story’s been updated with the correction.