Needs all the stars

“Honestly, I was searching black caulk.”

fuck that was amazing. i think we all collectively and simultaneously came with kevin at 0:37.

Does sex count?

Owwy kabootles indeed.

Man, imagine falling off at that speed. Owwy kabootles.

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

He can spend more time baking now.

That's not a gasp, it's her physically sucking your life force from you.

It’s rare that Ann Coulter makes me gasp, but this came pretty close.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I assumed testicles. Because Ryan Lochte.

I’m pretty sure that’s a uvula.

The illustration. I’m crying.

Maybe they just have to look around harder for that Missingno.

THE BIRD IN THE NORTH!!

I see they're already regretting the decision to use UFC referees in the Olympics.