That kid is going to be a big mamajamma. Not just tall, either... And soon, he will be an angsty teenager... And possibly, pop his dad in the mouth.

That gaming chair was improperly inflated...clearly.

She’s kinda got this “Sexy Step-Grandma / Forbidden Desire-Having Librarian” thing going on, doesn’t she?

Didn’t you see the vi—- Ooooh, I get it! I didn’t see anything, either! *Wink*

Why aren’t we flooding the Chicken Slaughterhouse Floor Sweepings we call a President’s Twitter with comics like this?!

Blocks floating in air? Of course its not real! Look, Uncle Jim has a parrot! Lets tame that fucker!

Thank you.

Oh thank god! I was nervous that this might have consequences!

Take your star and sit down.

whoa!!!

This is actually a Razor Clam! Absolutely delicious.

And, *GASP* maybe it may even open others eyes and be accepting of others!

Thanks. You just made me laugh so hard i got found out at work... And now we are all laughing... nicely done.

Cruz. I wanna see some of that white detritus fly out of his mouth again.

Heh, heh...

Star for “Necessary Lubrication”

...Is that...Is that meat?

And a pedigree. Don’t forget the pedigree.

You are doing the lord’s work.

You mean the ones George Bush started? Or the one terrorist groups started? Because those are two different wars.