chill out, bob

LOL. I actually have no idea who this person is. Music? Actor? Disney person? I AM 100 YEARS OLD.

Domestic 'battery.'

I've worked in a half dozen restaurants and never seen nor heard anyone make a racist comment. I've been around people who make jokes based on race, but it was all in good fun and no one took it seriously.

Creamer vs. Creamer

Heidi Creamer

I don't understand why people want to make this a class-specific issue. Who really believes that you have to be from a specific socio-economic background to engage in activism over this issue? God, I want to punch him so bad. There are protesters of all colors and classes engaged in these demonstrations...I'm just…

Seriously though, Jeremy Lin has asthma.

Leave her alone. If you should ever run into her in person, do it then.

Is there something wrong with being a dental hygienist?

Why are you putting down dental hygienists or whatever as being failures? WTH.

because I could not stop the bus

Cher was wise beyond her years.

So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was…

This whole comment thread is why I read Deadspin, and why I don't tell people I read Deadspin.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

Wow! Congrats! What position did you play?

I love how your off-hand comment, which any sane person should be able to totally understand exactly what you meant, has utterly derailed the conversation away from this girl's abuse and toward a dissertation on fat acceptance.

I like how this terrible, terrible person must clearly be fat. Because people are fat because they are lazy and greedy and abusive to their children. Seriously, though, how is the weight of the wife or the father relevant here? The daughter wasn't starved because he ate all the food he would otherwise feed her. I…