Chili with cornbread = perfection.

B.B. Rover's in Austin makes "Tex-Mex spaghetti," which sounds exactly like this.

I think this might have been some next level mad genius ultra-sub rosa trolling. He was acting like he had been told not to criticize the NFL (which seems likely) but he wanted to, so he made it sound stupid intentionally and undercut those arguments by calling himself cardboard and vanilla and implying that the…

My husband's not a huge reader but I am. It doesn't bother me in the slightest. There are millions of shitty books and thousands of shitty writers out there. I'm not against reading shitty books, but let's not pretend that reading is solely an intellectual pursuit. It can be a passive activity that is a huge…

Book snobs are THE WORST. Just let other people enjoy their books and be quiet.

Yeah, I'm one of those who doesn't read many books (articles and other crap online, and magazines...yes. Actual books, unfortunately, no), and I hate when people are like, "Oh my god, how do you LIVE not reading at least ten books a year!" Um...it's because I don't have the time to devote to reading books (not to…

Single dads just doing their own thing or dating women who aren't me? Nothing. Single dads dating my child-free self? Lots. I don't like kids very much, and I don't want to have to shape large parts of my life around someone else's.

Alternately book snobs are also The Worst™. I dated a guy who was a writer and tried hounding me on all the books I had read recently... which I hadn't... because I don't read much (oh god, I know, I'm awful), and then he was a shitty dick to me afterwards and kept listing off all the cliche authors he read and tried…

As one of those disgusting people that like mayonnaise I have to say that Hellmanns/Best Foods make the best.

I feel like the unlikability of Jameis Winston should transcend the NCAA all the way to pro.

Cortland Finnegan

Every other NFL player is more unlikeable than Rob "Yo Soy Fiesta" Gronkowski. If you disagree, you are a miserable human being with no inner sense of joy and wonder.

Ben Roethlisberger

Here's an eyewitness sketch:

I don't understand what would make these people think this ok.

She saw the movie. I don't mean the Stanley Kubrick one, I mean Lesbian Lolitas Volume 7.

I don't think Gwen Stefani's career was ever killed.

But she heard "Don't Stand So Close to Me" on the radio once. That's almost the same thing, right?

Well played, Met.

I would say it matters because ID believers have tried to remove references to observable scientific fact from books about science used in public schools, instead wishing to "teach the controversy," which does not exist at all in the scientific community. The established view in the United States is most certainly not…