I hope we do kill the NFL.

Because I am a millennial and we are trying to kill movies. Along with literally everything else. Because we are evil. (Also cause we are poor and can’t afford anything.)

here’s your soundtrack

If you’re a man...

FINALLY

Whitney, it’s “all of A sudden.” Seriously, when have you ever read it with “the” like that?

Does “All of THE sudden” bother anyone else but me?

Besides everything else, that Taylor Swift song is just really terrible, right?

Someone has strong opinions about what’s for dinner!

It’s probably this

The album will be released on Nov. 10, which is (probably not) coincidentally 10 years after of the death of nemesis Kanye West’s mother Donda, to the exact day.

Kanye’s mom’s death? Jesus you’re really reaching now. Do you really think Swift did any research into the specific day? This is all label driven.

As a white person, fuck white people. I’m going to say it: I’m a little bit racist. I have worked at not judging people by appearance, but it takes time. I’ve at least tried to think about how I have acted in the past and tried to learn from my experiences.

I’m only donating directly to progressive candidates. Fuck the DNC.

Aw SCREW THAT

I am highly against broad brush stroke shit like this. All men! All Women! I do tend to find if it’s something that keeps cropping up for a person, then that is the common denominator.

Durham is on the wrong side of the state from where my parents have a house. Also, no mountains. Plus, Duke. Bleh, Duke. Lol

Nice night. I like it. What took SNS so long? I thought Jezebel forgot.

That guy looks like someone put Granny's false teeth in a bullfrog's mouth, then knocked him gap-toothed.