Except they don't know that, because they're not just holes, as evidenced by the response from their spokesperson, who describes them as "red stains".

If anyone can cast judgement on other media's rankings lists, it's definitely the Jezebel/Gawker crew. I look forward to the ranking of other publications' rankings this week. ;)

Oh, they noticed it. It's on purpose. They wanted a kerfuffle, so they can keep calling themselves "edgy" instead of "hackneyed and tone-deaf". Let's be honest with ourselves: When you set out to build a college sweatshirt that utterly does NOT allude to any tragic events in 1970 at all, Kent State is the very first co…

Campaign ads already feature enough dicks.

How many days have I worked in my life??? Two!!!

I once called a mechanic and told him that the battery was dead in my car; it needed to be "jacked off."

I definitely don't condone homophobia, but I still eat at Chick-fil-a all the time. Why (other than the damn fine sandwich)?

I'm all for gay rights but I really disagree with this. I would be somewhat uncomfortable, but less so, if the school banned political speech against gay marriage, but to bridge the gap between "selling/eating Chick-fil-A" and "agreeing with statements made by the company's founder two years ago" is not appropriate to…

Pretty sure it's "National Football League".

Keith Olbermann Doesn't BELIEVE How Much His Sister-in-Law Makes Every Day From Home!

Keith Olbermann Punches the NFL In the Face, Drags It Out Into The Lobby, Sends It A Copy Of Said Punching Via FedEx, Tells The NFL That It Wasn't Really All That Bad, Leaks The Video to TMZ, Is Ordered Into Its Manhattan Offices, And Then Sits And Watches The Video With It Just Laughing His Ass Off

Keith Olbermann can't even.

I'm still trying to figure out what this one means

i will do the horoscopes for these people.

During pretrial, Nisbet's aviators tan gave him away has a sure flight risk.

This x1000. Do they really think that having parents in the art world automatically gets you a 4 seasons on HBO? Hell no. There are a shitload of examples where the nepotism card has been played and it is warranted, but this is not such a case. I feel like someone at Jezebel must have a personal vendetta against her…

I don't get why all the hate either, except for my usual go-to explanation: IT'S FASHIONABLE. Whether or not you actually hate Dunham, it's still chic to be seen hating her right now. It's a trend. It's a fad.

The way that Jezebel shits all over Lena Dunham is really sort of disturbing. "We need more women telling their stories! Getting shit done! Being successful! Oh, she's white and came from rich artists? BURN HER."