mine too... alas

That picture is so fake, man, the Roland D-20 wasn’t introduced until 1988.

Just wait until November.

Tavi Gevinson

I am so glad I don’t know you.

⚰

That actor sounds like he's trying to do a Zoolander impersonation.

I find it strange everyone levels so much well-deserved hate at Woody Allen and Roman Polanski, but we’re supposed to give a fuck about Michael Jackson. Fuck Michael Jackson.

They should cast Tracy Morgan as Marlon Brando.

I’m known around these parts as the white Moms Mabley, but that’s more for my singing voice and fashion sense.

Madge’s vadge is a reg’lar clown car.

She speaks, and the World sighs.

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I like that big white sun over the mountains. Maybe leave a little white space? Just a thought. Whatevs... that is a really beautiful work. What are the dimensions?

+1

Exhibit 1:

I always allow myself the entire month of January to reflect upon my resolutions before truly committing to them.