When she reaches this level of commitment, we can talk...

Let’s not forget Tennessee Senator and transplant surgeon Bill Frist’s weighing in with his expert opinion, based on viewing a few minutes of grainy hospital video, that Terry Schiavo was not brain dead. I only bring it up because we’ve got another Republican shitheel in the race this year running on the suggestion…

What did she have those kids up to that she's losing money?

“It’s taking too l-o-n-n-n-g-g!”

Please! I’m trying to choke down some decidedly unsanctified Burger King over here.

BIG LIGHT IN SKY SLATED TO APPEAR IN EAST!

It’s no secret... He’s running out of time.

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If you lean into it a little more maybe you can manufacture some species of racial outrage as well.

Wasn’t that a self portrait of Mapplethorpe?

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This reads like a letter to the editor of Guns & Ammo. All that’s missing is a .357 and a cracked engine block.

She walks around a Monopoly board.

80 blocks? I'm guessing she's on a hoverboard.

Rowing machines kill my hands. My hands give out before anything else does.

nope

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I just glanced at that logotype in the ad at first and thought it was a story about Chik Fil A.