Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

Joe Westworld

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

I had a buddy in college who dated a girl whose mother looked like Joe West. She used to come home after work, drink beer and fall asleep in front of the TV.

I know this will seem politically incorrect and I will face the wrath of the entire US population — which, Hi Population! — but as a matter of principle I have to say, Yuan Fang sounds like a dumb douchebag.

I mean, if Acuna had pointed at Martinez and done the D-X crotch chop towards him, you might have a point. Taking an extra couple of seconds to admire the fact that you just hit a baseball halfway to the moon doesn’t exactly qualify as poor sportsmanship in my book.

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

These fucking idiots piss me off. We’ve had 2 hurricanes in 2 years (the last one before it was in ‘86), droughts, blizzards, floods. Our climate is changing.

Bands that are a pain in the dick to search for, in no particular order:

Well this is just a preposterous take that I will absolutely oblige.

Also acceptable: Burfict Idiot

You can look at that way. I choose to look at it as Kobe letting this girl attend her dance recital, and letting a woman tell him “no” is a very big step for Kobe.

Maureen Dowd: “Let me eat cake”

The only thing that matters with this situation is if it somehow fucks up the Leafs. Overpay him and get stuck in salary cap hell? Great! Don’t pay him and watch him walk or play in Europe? Awesome! Even better if he’s a great player for the Isles!

Down there they call it the "methric system" I believe.

“Some people do. Some people are saying I saved a lot of lives that day. But I’m not going to let them call me a hero. The real heroes are the people who swept the dust out of Trump Tower. That stuff was everywhere. I wish I could have given them a raise, but...then what? Everyone would want a raise.”

Absolutely - new Chinese restaurant? Try the Singapore noodles, and you’ll know if they’re any good. It’s an incredibly popular dish in Australian Chinese restaurants, to the point that the dish can be found in the menus of other Asian eateries - I can’t imagine it being hard to find!