Believe you me, there is no short and simple answer there. If I had to try to boil it down.... Protestants from (mostly) Scotland were shipped over to Ulster in the early 17th century to displace the rebellious Catholic locals (basic ethnic cleansing). Therefore their descendents, ideologically loyal to Britain,…

Marmite on toast. Trust me. 

More important: where are we getting together to talk about Scabspin launching?

See, also "incredible" health service. Yer right, Mikey, it beggars belief. 

May I speak for everyone else in the world by asking “What the fuck is wrong with American tastebuds?". That shit like this is for sale as food is as big an indictment of your country as President Trump. 

‘In Spite Of Ourselves’ the duet with Iris Dement. I asked her if she wanted to be the “Big door prize”.

Last summer I proposed to my better half by dropping on one knee in our backyard and quoting John Prine (no, not “There’s a hole in daddy’s arm where all the money goes/jesus christ died for nothing, I suppose”). She knew it was coming, I knew it was coming, the answer was never in doubt but I still felt like a bag of…

I clicked on the video and my Ireland-based internet saved me from having to watch it . Insh’allah,

and they knew what was coming next, too...

speaking as someone who used to have pet goats... they’re the most adorable assholes you can imagine. Like cats but on cheap speed. 

I wouldn't quite describe myself as 'successful' but I used to have a modest Redbubble store and got thoroughly sick of seeing images I publicised on twitter showing up all over the place. Even though there was a note on the site saying it was cool to use them for noncommercial reasons, with attribution. I was…

Fun fact: earlier this year a bunch of little scrotes vandalised some train layouts that were left overnight in a school hall ahead of a show. Rod pitched in £10,000 to help with the repairs (not that any amount would make up for the man-hours). 

While you’re not wrong I’m just going to add a tiny bit of nuance to what the song is “about”: it uses Bloody Sunday as a metaphor for the Troubles as a whole: U2 were, to their credit, always vehemently anti-sectarian even when it got them into strife (see Bono yelling angrily at pro-IRA Irish-Americans in the Rattle…

Congratulations, you have just won one (1) Internet. Where would you like us to deliver it?

Delighted with this.. as a Cubs fan I’m inclined to root for any NL team in the WS (with the obvious exception) and the Astros recent shitbaggery makes it all the sweeter. And I always enjoyed Fernando Rodney for his whole 12 IP ERA 0.75 for the Cubs back in 2015. Even though we didn’t get a bow and arrow.  

I think we're all grateful for that.

What are those fucking accents meant to be? 

I think this says as much about his soggy reflexes as anything because I’d have been under the fucking desk in the time it takes him to roll away from that huge fucking annoyed bird

Yes. Future putdown: "Son, you are depriving a village somewhere of a Burfictly good idiot"

I, for one, cannot wait to hear Stephen A Smith using this terminology and reasoning next time there’s a replay controversy.