You did “spoil” Han’s death.. but as I haven’t watched a 3 1/2 year old film (yet, I’ll surely get around to it.. eventually) it’s safe to say that it would be ridiculous for me to get even slightly annoyed by it. You’re dead right about hyper-spoiler culture. it’s getting preposterous. I wrote a “staff recommends”…

Somehow he only coached 3rd base for the Cubs for two seasons. I estimate he sent at least 37,561 runners to their doom in that time.

The ever-adorable Hertl should guarantee more wins.

That send is known as the "Wendell Kim".

Any league that has a team called “Real Salt Lake” can have no expectation of being taken seriously. 

This is a 100% correct take. This tweet is an unimpeachable reason to burn Twitter, the internet and humanity in general to the ground.

RE: velodrome starts. Drew, please get on a bicycle and try to go from literally standing on the ground to balance the damn thing to 50mph. There Will Be Wobbling. Basically every mass-start would turn into a massive pile up in a fraction of a second. And while that would be very entertaining, it probably isn’t quite…

Dit Clapper would have been an upgrade on Marco Sturm

There is not a single damn person who knows anything about hockey and is also sane (OK, that excludes a lot of hockey folk) who would consider Joe a failure if he calls it a career as and when this Sha-arks team bites it. As a fan of an opponent I can remember loathing him for his somewhat ah..’wayward’ elbows and…

and the NBA will definitely be gone.... (Jon Bois gets into the Dark Era a wee bit in this video. It’s also a hoot)

“He gotta be in the playoffs to be excited”

Yes you can. Fuck right off.

speaking as someone whose Internal Spoonerism Generator apparently kicked in when I turned 40 (along with advanced Dad Joke Syndrome), I artily hagree.

Wasn’t Thad Bingel an A-Wing pilot in one of the Star Wars novels?

such a redundant tautology. 

Crackers yelling “Nazi punks, fuck off” made this old DKs fan laugh his ass off. DI was a hoot. 

Think you'll find that Noel is the older brother...

Considering the Torygraph’s demographic (purple faced old men who want to bring back flogging and blue rinsed old hags who refer to their Asian doctor as “coloured”) they could put pretty much anything in those ‘articled’ and get away with it. Not a techie crowd. 

Trevor Rosenthanos.

Damn, that picture of Seafires over an escort carrier.. I want that framed and on my wall