This and the legally dubious NDAs suggest that President Pimple actually thinks that civil servants work for him rather than the people. The cretin clearly doesn’t understand the concept of "civil service"

Talk about triggering. One mention of Stonehenge and...yep, there it is

I asked the guys in my favourite Indian restaurant about that very thing when they asked me how spicy I wanted my vindaloo (!) Apparently “the way its meant to be cooked” can often be too much for western palates (especially in the sticks, one would think) even in dishes less challenging than vindaloos or thaals.

He’s not in the administration (lol) but Don Jr was born with teeth that would look excellent stuck in my knuckles

TAKE YOUR STAR.

This I’s a wise and correct take.

The bad news: the Guinness ‘experimental’ beers have been uninspiring (I’m in Ireland) The Hophouse 13 lager is fine as such things go, the Citra IPA is bland and cloying, the Dublin Porter is foul and the West Indies porter is very nice but waaaaay too strong at 6%. 

Exactly

Did I just spend an hour re-reading the FJMspin articles? You bet.

DeGrom's season should be printed out and stapled to the forehead of any dipshit who, post FJM, still thinks "Wins" are a useful 'stat'

They don't even call him a "Post-Human". Or tell him to eat shit. I'm confused and a little scared.

oh, no, by then his eyes will be too dead to blink. They will simply stare into the void (aka the Browns O-Line)

“So, Nikola, how does it feel to be playing in front of the most fucked-up scum ever shat into creation?”

This time next year he’ll be giving one of those glassy-eyed statements that U2 pilots captured over the USSR had to give:

So he was a piece of shit scab that got some aggro in a working class city like Philly. Fuck him. 

Based on historic Marchman food-takes, I’m going to assume that the Panera Double Bread-Bowl is the greatest culinary achievement of the century thus far.

If I monetized smearing goat faeces in my chest while howling... yep, thanks mate. New career beckons.

I just can’t understand how someone who has, per BR, earned around $44m gets involved with something that could take away a decade of getting to enjoy being stupidly rich. How bad would you have to fuck up to spunk away that much money to the level that you have to get into drug dealing?

That said, a (presumably) native English speaker thought that “Most unique” is an acceptable expression to use in the headline for the Sky Sports video.

what you did there, I see it.