“British accent”?

Having lived in England for several World Cups/Euros, my only regret is that I won’t be there in person to drink their tears as their hideous press and horrible fanbase talk them into delusions of grandeur only to have it all end in stupid and/or heartbreaking fashion. Fuck En-ger-lund.

Look at some of the asses he’s shared various televised shoutfests with (let alone what he sees when he looks in the mirror). The only way this could be more accurate is if he said he loved “suppurating boils” s/t David Simon

tru, dat, but Winnipeg is doing OK, and so are a couple of the Southern/Western expansions. And it’s a whole new NHL in the post-cap era..

Memo to potential QC NHL team: Advise all security staff to detain Patrick Roy if he attempts to enter the front office

These are excellent and accurate opinions and I completely agree with all of them.

QC’s biggest issue is always going to be the almost entirely Francophone nature of the city. I remember one of the Stastnys complaining that his children had to learn French and of course that will allegedly make it very difficult to attract free agents there... but hell’s bells. It would be a madhouse each and every…

Ah, yes, that all-expansion conference. Three straight Stanley Cup final appearances. 0-12. Bless them, they have to cling to something.

Grabbing that trophy may be my favourite part of the many parts of this run that I adore. “Fuck yer stupid superstitions, we earned this” or politer words to that effect.

Meanwhile a few hundred miles away there’s a massive scandal about women’s health that has lead to multiple deaths and terminal cancer prognoses... not to mention the referendum on women’s choice that’s about to happen. But sure, indulge your fantasy about Massively Taxpayer-Funded Prince Nazi Uniform. Good use of…

You’re my hero. Take yer star.

Has anyone else noticed the striking resemblance between Willson and Bodie from The Wire? Especially when he scowls...

If I were from that city, I would (politely) insist on ‘Torontulas’ as the collective noun.

You forgot to prefix ‘Ichiro’ with ‘True Hit King’ thar...

Peter Jackson’s ‘Brain Dead’? (I think it was called ‘Dead Alive’ in the US).

I was rooting for a Preds/Knights WCF just to see two “non-traditional” fanbases blowing the roof off their barns every night and driving Don Cherry to an aneurysm. But I’m really happy for the Jets.

Former England spin bowler Ashley Giles gained the nickname “King of Spain” after a typo on a commemorative mug for his testimonial game.

I’ve enjoyed this VGK run almost as much as I’ve enjoyed Puck Daddy’s Lambert tying himself in knots over his many dismissals of them.

please to be fucking yourself.

-1) Eat fifteen gallons of shit