“Man, Flea has let himself go..”

Abusive hate mail to Diana that references Emitt (sic) Till. Holy Moses.

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn that we shouldn’t actually worry about something the Daily Fucking Mail tells us to panic about

This is going to turn out to be Alex Jones sitting on Paul Joseph Watson’s shoulders, isn’t it?

they’re updating it to a full-length overcoat (probably)

Gosh, that seems like a grotesque invasion of privacy. I’m sure Peter Thiel can’t wait to help out with this case....

Rather than the nuanced, intelligent replies to your post that others have made, I’m just going to tell you to eat shit. So, eat shit.

Or: people who work in bars should be paid a real wage, patrons pay for what they order when they order it and therefore tipping and tabs are irrelevant. See the rest of the world for details.

Whenever I feel low I re-read Jon Bois sending 44 Greg Schianos to their doom

Certain amount of redundancy in the headline: at this stage it’s safe to assume that even a story about Mike Lupica performing mundane day-to-day tasks implies that he’s being a dickhhead while doing so.

Nothing in the history of humanity has been creepier or accounted for me waking up screaming more than that evening-suited asshole.

yes, indeed.

I’ve had the bone marrow, toast, parsley & caper salad at St.John and I can confirm that its incredible.

Google ‘Noseybonk’ to see what was inflicted on us small UK children in the early 80s

Fair Use in the US can be simplified to either educational use or use in a “substantial and transformative” work of art. Warhol’s soup cans, this ain’t.

I got put on the Naughty Step for calling Piers Morgan a cunt. Fair enough, I suppose.

I remember that Tomorrow’s World. Guy was an archetype of eccentric British eccentric, inventing something genuinely useful while staying out from under his wife’s feet by pottering in the garden shed.

take yer star, you absolute heel

I bet the FBI agents were glad that their college degrees and extensive training were finally being put to good use to ensure that America is safe from indentured athletes getting an early-bird special. Who Gives A Shit.

Of course that means “Getting hit by a car” gets drafted second last...