Abusive hate mail to Diana that references Emitt (sic) Till. Holy Moses.

they’re updating it to a full-length overcoat (probably)

Gosh, that seems like a grotesque invasion of privacy. I’m sure Peter Thiel can’t wait to help out with this case....

Rather than the nuanced, intelligent replies to your post that others have made, I’m just going to tell you to eat shit. So, eat shit.

Or: people who work in bars should be paid a real wage, patrons pay for what they order when they order it and therefore tipping and tabs are irrelevant. See the rest of the world for details.

Whenever I feel low I re-read Jon Bois sending 44 Greg Schianos to their doom

Certain amount of redundancy in the headline: at this stage it’s safe to assume that even a story about Mike Lupica performing mundane day-to-day tasks implies that he’s being a dickhhead while doing so.

Nothing in the history of humanity has been creepier or accounted for me waking up screaming more than that evening-suited asshole.

yes, indeed.

I’ve had the bone marrow, toast, parsley & caper salad at St.John and I can confirm that its incredible.

Google ‘Noseybonk’ to see what was inflicted on us small UK children in the early 80s

Fair Use in the US can be simplified to either educational use or use in a “substantial and transformative” work of art. Warhol’s soup cans, this ain’t.

I got put on the Naughty Step for calling Piers Morgan a cunt. Fair enough, I suppose.

take yer star, you absolute heel

I bet the FBI agents were glad that their college degrees and extensive training were finally being put to good use to ensure that America is safe from indentured athletes getting an early-bird special. Who Gives A Shit.

Of course that means “Getting hit by a car” gets drafted second last...

Dang if I didn’t tear up a little reading this one...

and, I should add, I can’t wait to get a look at Dahlin because if the Blackhawks keep their current form going they may have a shot at drafting him!

Yup. That seems most likely to me. If there’s a medal on the line (or a chance at one) I reckon we’ll see Dahlin out there.

Oh, for sure. I just think we won’t see him until the games really matter. They may have little to gain, but the kid has a lot to lose, especially against overmatched, flailing opposition.