These assholes don’t have a leg to stand on: in most jurisdictions it is considered that any sexual relationship between a staff members and inmates cannot be considered consensual.

Nick, Facebook Messenger still works even if you deactivate: I nuked my account months ago (Insh’Allah, it’s fucking great) but can still send and receive messages. I don’t get invites to attend shitty solo performance art openings, though. Somehow I’ve managed to struggle through.

Rafi is 100% correct that folk here love the NHS and are (rightly) proud of it. However, why they keep voting for Tory fuckwits who want to destroy it is a whole other question..

Holy shit.... I read something said by Jeremy Hunt and agreed with it rather than automatically going for the rhyming slang.

I’m going to assume that he immediately went and powerbombed Brady through a table?

I was really hoping that one of the Spanish-speaking stations did the whole soccer “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL” thing, but, like

I’m currently serving a Twitter ban (1 hr left) for calling Piers Morgan a “complete cunt” in response to one of those tweets.

Sober me looks at this recipe and thinks “That looks utterly disgusting”.

My “NOOOOOOOOOPE” can be seen from orbit.... but fair spuds to those crazy bastards. Must have been a thrill.

This was always going to be the next domino to fall: male abuse victims have hopefully taken strength from the bravery of female victims and are going to overcome the additional stigma that Fuller mentions and start coming forward.

You’re clearly not an Iroquois War God..

“Off the field I wouldn’t have just called him the N-Word, I’d have got together a mob to set fire to a cross on his front lawn”

Well played, that man.

Aaaand now I’m ruminating on Alex Jones’ sexual fantasies and will be storing my brain in the freezer at night.

Congratulations to @mobute for his... Oh wait...

The L.I.P.(I)D.?

Eh, It’s Ireland. Offer us a brown envelope stuffed with money and we’ll do whatever you say.

Burning it all down is exactly what needs to happen. This little shitstain is going to rot in a cell for the rest of his life, but that should only be the start.

After years on drink related carnage on the road here in Ireland, it’s currently at 0.5 (blood)/0.22 (breath) for experienced drivers and 0.2/0.9 for those on a learners or within two years of passing their test (‘novice’ drivers, who have to carry an N plate).. There is no such thing as a field sobriety test: it’s a…

Instead of watching that I’m going to give myself a few hundred papercuts then take a bath in vinegar. I’ll be sitting there thinking “this is fucking great! I’m not watching Tucker Carlson”